I don’t get why they have to change zodiac signs on me. Apprently, now according to this I am now a CAPRICORN.
I beg to disagree. I am no stinky goat. I am a sexy water bearer and believe it.
I found this on the net and I started to laugh when I read about the Capricorn’s traits:
Capricorns are industrious, efficient, organized and won’t make a lot of waves. They are scrupulous with details and adopt a rather conventional posture in business and in life. These folks feel best playing it safe, since this is a fail-safe way to get to the top — eventually.
First of all, HA! HA! HA! I have to say that it’s basically WRONG altogether. I am very unconventional, thought I am detail oriented, I cause a lot of waves. I would like to think I am industrious and efficient and organized. I am definitely not someone who would go with convention.
Thankfully, Capricorns are patient, too, and are happy to wait for their ship to come in. The flip side to this staid behavior is that Goats can become quite unforgiving of those who aren’t as diligent or ambitious as they are. Capricorns need to remember that they do need allies along the way, ambitious or otherwise. In any case, once Capricorns receive the recognition and social status they so fervently crave, it’s likely that all will be forgiven.
I am not this. I am like water, I go with the flow more. Forget and forgive more easily than anything. I mean, if they don’t want to work hard, why should I judge them. So nope not a goat here either…
Though, Caps are always looking for success, I believe that they are just too PLAIN BORING. Aquarians have it better.
So screw you Goat! I decided I’m STILL AQUARIAN.
Who said you needed to change the star signs people have believed for centuries anyway?